plz talk dirty to me
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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