and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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