You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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