Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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