You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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