She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Your penis caused this!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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