I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Porn is love you can see.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Shame - the story of my life.
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