Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My ass is underappreciated
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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