I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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