Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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