I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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