Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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