i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
