It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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