a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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