People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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