i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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