Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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