i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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