Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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