she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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