I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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