so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
