Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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