I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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