In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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