For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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