Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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