When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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