I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Blow job season was short but glorious.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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