like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
