Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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