I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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