What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Welp...herpes.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
