happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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