this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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