How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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