so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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