I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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