oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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