Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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