Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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