I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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