Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
