You're earring is so big in my mouth
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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