And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
