He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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