I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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