I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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