try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
